Carl Reiner
— Self
Carol Burnett
— Miss Grebs
Milton Berle
— Studio President
Howard Morris
— Self
Joe DeRita
— Curly Joe
Larry Fine
— Larry
Moe Howard
— Moe
John Banner
— Self
Werner Klemperer
— Chief's Boss
Rafer Johnson
— Telephone Repairman
Tim Conway
— Telephone Repairman
Harry Morgan
— TV Cop
Jack Webb
— Security Man
Alexandra Hay
— Blonde Girl