Zero Patience

John Robinson

— Sir Richard Francis Burton

Norman Fauteux

— Zero

Dianne Heatherington

— Mary

Richardo Keens-Douglas

— George

Charlotte Boisjoli

— Maman

Brenda Kamino

— Dr Cheng

Michael Callen

— Miss HIV

Marla Lukofsky

— African Green Monkey

Von Flores

— Ray

Scott Hurst

— Michael

Duncan McIntosh

— Ross

Cassel Miles

— Barry

Benjamin Plener

— Ted

Ann Medina

— Narrator (voice)

Benedict Campbell

— Newscaster (voice)

Bernard Behrens

— Dr Placebo

Colin Campbell

Charles Azulay

— Shower Boy

David Gale

— Shower Boy

Howard Rosenstein

— Shower Boy

Louise Garfield

— CMV

Janice Hladki

— Syphilis

Johanna Householder

— Mycoplasma

Jeffrey Akomah

— School Kid

Rae Ellen Hutley

— School Kid

Kate Rodrigues

— School Kid

Peggy Baker

— Snake

Bill Coleman

— Fox

David Gonzales

— Mouse

Yvonne Ng

— Parrot