Joe Paradise
— John Doe
Jeffrey R. Iorio
— Dino Andretti
Darnell Martin
— Denise
Martin Haber
— Lt. Walsh
Monica Breckenridge
— Pamela
Marjorie Johnson
— Nurse
William Klan
— President Brinkley
Robert Barrera
— Henry Kowalchik
Sydney Coale
— Punzy Lotion Girl
Stephen Bittrich
— Pamela's Boyfriend
Jenő Hódi
— Basehouse Doorman