Teri Garr
— Helen Eagles
Laraine Newman
— Bev
Toni Basil
— Dancing Nurse
Fox Harris
— Priest
Al Mancini
— Bill
Kit McDonough
— Maybel
Marshall Efron
— Eddie
Margie Evans
— Jenny
Nicki Vannice
— Baby Helen
John Standing
— Dr. Kipper
Peter Ackroyd
— Rudy
Jill C. Klein
— Sanitarium Nurse
Ferdinand Carangelo
— Gangster