Gilbert Gottfried
— Norman
Robert N. Altman
— Leonard
Marvin Braverman
— Ray
Keely Shaye Brosnan
— Gail
Margaret Smith
— Lucy
Arnold Stang
— Harv
Henny Youngman
— Gail's Neighbor
Joe Franklin
— Self
Michelle Weeks
— Teenage Girl
Tony Todd
— Reading Customer
Barbara Hunt
— Insensitive Woman
Irving Metzman
— Insensitive Man
John Speredakos
— Happy