Apocalypse, CA

Nick Mathis

— John

Erin Bodine

— Jacklyn

Anne McDaniels

— Renee

Alexander Cardinale

— Hank

Elizabeth Sandy

— Sassy Boots

Sarah Smick

— Cammy "Moley Mole"

Ryan Jordan

— Jim

Shana Gagnon

— News Host

Kristina Lynn Bell

— Squished News Reporter

Courtney Podraza

— "Giant" Correspondent

Brian Finifter

— Disappointed Guy

Sabrina Morris

— Optimistic Girl

Anastasia Baranova

— "Giant" Interviewee Girl

Kevin Kelly

— "Giant" Interviewee Guy

Jared Higgins

— Screaming Man

Mark Heiliger

— Yelling Man

Chad Peter

— Camera Man

Ashley Rae Quintilone

— Foul-mouthed Beach Girl

Chad Anderson

— Pest Kid 1

Tyler Cruz

— Pest Kid 2

Hunter Crane

— Pest Kid 3

Taylor Ward

— Pest Kid 4

Shane Carther Thomas

— Pest Kid 5

Daphna Cardinale

— Pole-smoking Girl

Eric Branco

— Mike

David Snider

— Car-repairing Sleeze-ball

Shirin Tavakoli

— Hot Beach Party Girl 1

Chandler Morris

— Nipple Party Dude

Cloe Zimmerman

— Hot Beach Party Girl 2

Teague Chrystie

— Red-haired Beach Party Dude