Brendan Fehr
— Hart
Rebecca Gibson
— Brooker
Steve Braun
— Dean
Peter Clark
— Chad
Jeff Skinner
— Chief Benton
Cedric Shurraw
— Nicky
Drew Vodrey
— Pizza Guy
Thom Schioler
— Hip Hop Cop (as Tom Schioler)
Mike Realba
— Undercover Cop
Elliot Rodin
— Tea Man
Audrey Dwyer
— Spooning Chick
Crystal Mikoluff
— Waitress
Paul Carvelli
— Uniform Cop
Robert Ryder
— Uncle Sam
Harriet Rodin
— Mother
Richard Kahan
— Brother
Norm Keillor
— Mikey
Ihor Procak
— Uncle Sam