Garth Donovan
— Richard Lincoln / Cubby Knowles
Alex Karpovsky
— Robert Lincoln
Skip Shea
— Sol Rothberg
Andrew Bujalski
— Dj Whoops
Alexandra Cipolla
— Lil Apples
Michael T. Francis
— Mr. Lincoln
Sophya Gudelman
— Patron in Bar
Janet Llavina
— Wrestling Girl in Club
John P. McMahon
— Bar Patron
John Pungitore
— Video Testimonial (uncredited)