Michael Bentine
— The Sandwich Man
Dora Bryan
— Mrs. De Vere
Harry H. Corbett
— Stage Door Keeper
Bernard Cribbins
— Photographer
Diana Dors
— First Billingsgate Lady
Tracey Crisp
— Girl in the Black Plastic Mac
Ian Hendry
— Policeman Motor Cycle
Stanley Holloway
— Park Gardener
Wilfrid Hyde-White
— Lord Uffingham
Michael Medwin
— Sewer Man
Ron Moody
— Rowing Coach
Anna Quayle
— Second Billingsgate Woman
Terry-Thomas
— Scout Master
Norman Wisdom
— Boxing Vicar
Suzy Kendall
— Sue
John Le Mesurier
— Religious Sandwich Man
Warren Mitchell
— Gipsy Sid
Burt Kwouk
— Ice Cream Man
Marianne Stone
— Uncredited
Skip Martin
— Edgar
Aubrey Morris
— Cedric
Donald Wolfit
— Car Salesman
David Buck
— Steven
Alfie Bass
— Yachtsman
Earl Cameron
— Bus Conductor
Leon Thau
— Ram
Hugh Futcher
— Gogi
Peter Jones
— Escapologist
Robert Lang
— Waiter
David Lodge
— Charlie