Helen Shapiro
— Helen
Craig Douglas
— Craig
John Leyton
— Himself
Chubby Checker
— Himself
Del Shannon
— Himself
Gary U.S. Bonds
— Himself (as Gary [U.S.] Bonds)
Felix Felton
— Mayor
Arthur Mullard
— Police Chief
Timothy Bateson
— Coffee Shop Owner
Hugh Lloyd
— Usher
Ronnie Stevens
— TV Director
Frank Thornton
— TV Director
Derek Nimmo
— Head Waiter
Mario Fabrizi
— Spaghetti Eater
Arnold Diamond
— TV Panellist
Deryck Guyler
— Narrator
Ferdy Mayne
— Head Waiter
Victor Harrington
— Town Councillor
Bruce Lacey
— Gardener
John Tatum
— Chauffeur
Priscilla Paris
— Herself
Acker Bilk
— Himself