Seymour Cassel
— Jack 'Pappy' Schaffer
Elisabeth Moss
— Paulie Schaffer
Michael Esper
— Joey
Glenn Fitzgerald
— Moishe
Jennifer Albano
— Susannah Schaffer
J. Smith-Cameron
— Violet
Michael Zegen
— Todd
Matthew Arkin
— Rabbi Rick
Freddie Roman
— Martin
Irma St. Paule
— Mrs. Windrowski
John Tormey
— Murray