Chris Eckert
— Edward
Julie Brister
— Grooming School Headmaster
Shukri R. Abdi
— Skyler
Bri Giger
— Bex
Bill Posley
— Adam
Vladimir Perez
— Jeremy
Melinna Bobadilla
— President
Jackie Gonzalez-Durruthy
— Reporter
Riley Silverman
— Journalist 1
E. Napoletano
— Journalist 2
Chris Quintos Cathcart
— Journalist 3
Mark Migdal
— Rebel
Eric Owusu
— Grooming School Student 2
John Druska
— Grooming School Student 3
Ben Gonzales
— Grooming School Student 1
Sid Raskind
— Ball Bath Guy
Hunter M. Altman
— Grooming School Nurse