Steve Austin
— Sergeant Joe Thursday
Anthony Crane
— Officer Bill Blannon
Kate Frost
— Sunshine Love
Jewel De'Nyle
— Debbie Duz
Bridgette Kerkove
— Fanny Nipples
Elizabeth X.
— June Bluepecker
Angelica Sin
— Paisley
Evan Stone
— Peter
Alec Metro
— Dick
Mike Horner
— Ward Bluepecker
Frank Bukkwyd
— Captain Frank Jones