Bob Hope
— Henry Dimsdale
Phyllis Diller
— Golda
Jonathan Winters
— Sgt. Jasper Lynch / Jasper's Mother
Shirley Eaton
— Ellie Barton
Jill St. John
— Monica
Stacey Gregg
— Linda (as Stacey Maxwell)
Kevin Brodie
— Steve
Glenn Gilger
— Andy
Avis Hope
— Dana
Debi Storm
— Lois
Michael Freeman
— Mark
Austin Willis
— Mr. Pomeroy
Peter Leeds
— Marty
Robert Hope
— Mike