Maggie Smith
— Mrs Silly
Adrian Ross Magenty
— Michael
Deborah Grant
— Gillian
Michael Culver
— John
Cyril Luckham
— Bishop
James Villers
— Mr Lyng
Salmaan Peerzada
— Mr. Ashaf
Dawn Archibald
— Carol
Paul Hawkins
— Swagger
Jo Kendall
— Mrs. Lyng
Roger Llewellyn
— Rev. Green
Anthony Benson
— Waiter
Les Clark
— Taxi Driver
Sarah Hollingworth
— Twin
Katy Hollingworth
— Twin
Marian Golec
— Miss Trenchard
Miles Taylor
— Schoolmaster