Edward Anderson
— Media Victim
Marion Bentley
— Narrator
David Bohn
— Meteorologist
Stephanie Breinholt
— Carol Appleby
Travis Cantrell
— Gordon Appleby
Georgia Cullimore-Faux
— Columnist
Ted Gulbekian
— Analyst
Rob Holt
— Pool Cleaner
Karl Huddleston
— T.V. Host
Job Matusow
— Maximillian Saddles
Bob Nelson
— Linguist
Mark Murdock
— Communist Man
Keith Williams
— Housekeeper