Daniel Stern
— George W. Piper
Julie Hagerty
— Bess Piper
David Rasche
— Derek Early
Paul Giamatti
— Jeremiah Piper
Margot Finley
— Rachel Piper
Ryan Reynolds
— Wade Early
Walter Olkewicz
— Mr. Bloom
Rodney Eastman
— Stork
Blair Slater
— Josh Piper
Brendan Fletcher
— Kyle Early
Yvonne Campeau
— Daphne
Wally Dalton
— Ranger Ratovich
Garry Davey
— Sheriff Lancaster
Stephen Dimopoulos
— Manager
Zook Matthews
— Cowboy Biker
Stephen E. Miller
— Dale Butterworth
Jeremy Radick
— Arlo
Ken Tremblett
— Theme Park Sheriff
Crystal Verge
— Carla Butterworth
Mark Holden
— Town Sheriff
Chas Harrison
— Private Latimer