Peter Facinelli
— Simon
Joaquim de Almeida
— Hugo
Michelle Visage
— Liv
Jordan Danger
— Scheana
Zack Gottsagen
— Nolan
Kimberley Crossman
— Harlowe
Richard Lippert
— Announcer (voice)
Luenell
— God
Julie Goldman
— Charlie
Rachelle Carson-Begley
— Gail
Alaska Thunderfuck
— Stevie
Jonathan Goldstein
— Guy
Kelly Mantle
— Marmalade/Lewis
Thomas Ochoa
— Olive
Manila Luzon
— Kiwi
Nanci Burrows
— Mrs. Butler
Harper Cullen
— Jenna
Lily Delamere
— Kassidy
Laganja Estranja
— Rita
Lourenço de Almeida
— Hugo Junior
Francis Gonzalez
— Carlos
Cecile Cubiló
— Lulu
Ellen Gerstein
— Eloise
Denny McAuliffe
— Tyler
Vicky Vox
— Penny Pinch
Kelly Ann Barrett
— Drunk Bachelorette
Marco DelVecchio
— Tyler's Friend
Judith Scarpone
— Esther
CJ Marrinan
— Garret
Honey Davenport
— Mary Annut