Otto Waalkes
— Otto / Otto's Father (voice) / Otto's Mother (voice) / Mr. Astrid (voice)
Elisabeth Wiedemann
— Consul Von Kohlen und Reibach
Sky du Mont
— Ernesto
Jessika Cardinahl
— Silvia von Kohlen und Reibach
Peter Kuiper
— Shark
Andreas Mannkopff
— Haenlein
Gottfried John
— Sonnemann
Karl Lieffen
— Flopmann
Tilly Lauenstein
— Dame
Karl Schönböck
— Bodo Fürst Marckbiss
Johannes Heesters
— Clochard
Herbert Weißbach
— Interrupter at Retirement Home
Lutz Mackensy
— Customer
Günther Kaufmann
— American Soldier
Eberhard Feik
— Koch
Eric Vaessen
— Jean
Erich Bar
— Werner
H.H. Jochmann
— General Stössner
Hans Nitschke
— Worker
Karl-Ulrich Meves
— Bank Accountant
Renate Muhri
— Bank Accountant
Horst Tomayer
— Commissioner
Panos Papadopulos
— Stavros
Violetta Tarnowska Bronner
— Mrs. Meyer-Vornehm
Johannes Grützke
— Mehlig
Wilken F. Dincklage
— Barman
Wolfgang Kleff
— Mr. Astrid