There's No Business...

Simon Brint

— Kenworth "Ken" Bishop

Rowland Rivron

— Duane Bishop

Lee Cornes

— Dickie Valentino

Tilly Vosburgh

— Tilly

Stephen Frost

— Reg Prince

Mark Arden

— Johnny Blackpool

Paul Mark Elliott

— Bernie Cosmos

Sam Graham

— Fergus

Alexander Armstrong

— Tim

Chris Palmer

— Crispian Sprote

Mark Bannister

— Marcus

Mac McDonald

— Mort Clayton

Mark Benton

— Barman

Arnold Brown

— Man on Train

Emma Longworth

— Ems

Alana Carlucci

— Receptionist

Luke Hartley Scott

— Boy

Ian Hill

— Accordionist

Jan Price

— Trudi

Henry House

— Spider Bishop

Mary Maxted

— Old Lady

Sylvia Grant

— Shopper

Eduardo

— Himself

Jonathan Ross

— Himself

Penny Smith

— Herself

Jools Holland

— Band Member (Uncredited)

Gilson Lavis

— Band Member (Uncredited)