Joey Wells
— Callaham
George S. Irving
— Juicy Le Straw
Dan Abdo
— Rookie Tomato Cop
Chris Chalk
— Stripes
Lola Glaudini
— Pearl
Judy Greer
— Corn
Anne Heche
— Olive
Anthony Henderson
— Lary
Mark Mintz
— Knishoner
Marc Thompson
— Asparagus
Tom Wayland
— Finnegan
Josephine Wheelwright
— Sexy Alley Egg
Edd Hall
— Harry