Trey Guinn
— The Professor
Reese Ravencraft
— The Wife
Macy Anne Johnson
— Billy (voice); Reporter 1 (voice)
Cade Tindell
— Divorce Lawyer; Reporter 5 (voice)
Bea Ronnevik
— Baby Beatrice III
Conner White
— Homeless Man
Garrett Williams
— Reporter 4 (voice)
Chris Griesemer
— Reporter 2 (voice)
Lee Peterson
— Reporter 3 (voice)