Lexi Belle
— Cornhole Richie
Katie Morgan
— Katherine Hymen
Eva Angelina
— Hot Chick #3
Jada Fire
— Cumdoleezza Rice
Aurora Snow
— Hairless Hilton
Hillary Scott
— The Holesen twins
Dru Berrymore
— Dumi Moore
Penny Flame
— Lindsay Blowhan
Mikayla Mendez
— Hot Chick #2
Vanessa Lane
— Hot Chick #1
Kaiya Lynn
— Sandra Ho
Ginger Lea
— Vicky Orson / Ginger
Kelly Broox
— Phoebe Sue Orson / Kelly
Evan Stone
— Evan
Steven St. Croix
— Randy Orson / Willy / Steven
Ron Jeremy
— Ron
Herschel Savage
— George W. Bush
Dick Nasty
— Dick Cheney
Nick Manning
— Gashton Cootcher
Marcos Leon
— Wilmer Balled-yer-mama
Trent Soluri
— Trent Orson / Scroatie
Mikey Butders
— Butders
Kris Roc
— Breaston Burke
Johnny Lightning
— Guest director