Lauren Holt
— Emma Manicotti (voice)
Dana Snyder
— Alfredo Manicotti (voice)
Lavell Crawford
— Chub (voice)
Jess Harnell
— Halfway / Lawyer / Newscaster 1 (voice)
William Sanderson
— Al Dente Bob (voice)
Dammon Earl Hughes
— MC Bernie (voice)
Jeff Campanella
— Well Dressed National (voice)
Regina Ting Chen
— Newscaster 2 (voice)
L. Warren Young
— Old Man (voice)
Candi VandiZandi
— Barista (voice)
Mary Spender
— Mary (voice)
Bonnie Wild
— Calming Voice (voice)
Teke Tabor
— Kent Trey (voice)