Chris Parnell
— John (voice)
Eric Tiede
— Bartender / Jim (voice)
John Reynolds
— DJ / Kyle (voice)
Sam Taggart
— Mark / Jeffrey (voice)
Patti Harrison
— Claire / News Reporter (voice)
Julio Torres
— Chaz AF (voice)
Carmen Christopher
— Jak-E Wak-E / Guard (voice)
Eudora Peterson
— Jessica / Sapphire (voice)
Rachel Pegram
— Chloe / Tina (voice)
Tiffany Morgan
— Wife / Secretary (voice)
Jon Vertullo
— Medic (voice)