Sonny Carl Davis
— Cranky Cook / Businessman
David Zellner
— Kid with Soda #1
Nathan Zellner
— Kid with Soda #2
Don Hertzfeldt
— TV Backpacker
Marc Wiskemann
— Pedi-cab Pilot
John Chisholm
— Dead Dad
Sarah Kihls
— Roller Girl
Franc Nippels
— Man in White
Michael Dalmon
— Man in White (voice)
Wyeth Miller
— Hit-And-Run Son
Chance Walker
— Just Edited
Sean Ryan
— Phone Movie Fan
Deneice O'Connor
— Impressed by Stuntwork
Chris Walters
— Film Blogger / Cop
Don Howard
— Snuff Movie Academic
Bob Ray
— Should Have Stayed at the Bus Stop Guy