Eric Schaeffer
— Wirey Spindell
Eric Mabius
— Wirey, age 17
Callie Thorne
— Tabitha
Samantha Buck
— Samantha
Peggy Gormley
— Wirey's Mom, Mature
Gideon Jacobs
— Wirey, Age 10 (voice)
Bryan Callen
— Robby, present day
Michelle Hurst
— Arlene
Gerry Rosenthal
— Mike Johnson
Erica Bergsmeds
— Helena
Sara Ziff
— Sarah
Rutanya Alda
— Coach's Wife
Angela Bullock
— Tabitha's Girlfriend
Irma St. Paule
— Angel Lady
Mel Rodriguez
— Ernesto (as Melvin Rodriguez)
Jim Gaffigan
— Announcer #2
John C. Havens
— Announcer #1