Matt Day
— Ralph
Richard Roxburgh
— Boyd
Miranda Otto
— Patsy
Roy Billing
— Dad
Tony Barry
— Dwayne
Annie Byron
— Mum
Laurence Coy
— Alfie
Tom Long
— Brad Goodall
Gus Mercurio
— Tyrone
Tyler Coppin
— Bobby Joe
Simon Mills
— Guard
Betty Bobbitt
— Connie
Colette Brus
— Waitress
Phil Collins
— Police Photographer
Lillie Duxbury
— Busker
Shayne Francis
— TV Reporter
Rowan Jackson
— Warren's Henchman
Len Kaserman
— Master of Ceremonies
Kiri Paramore
— Ken
Wayne Pygram
— Geoff Spinks
Jeff Truman
— Warren
Frank Whitten
— Watson
Doug
— Ralph's Dog