Tony Nappo
— Uncle Sheldon
Victoria Turko
— Jesse
Francesco Antonio
— Veeny
Jesse Camacho
— Guy
Robb Wells
— Ramone
Megan Best
— Jamie
Angela Narth
— Bubby Luba
Enrico Colantoni
— Ned
Ray Strachan
— Murray
Cheryl Soluk
— Betty
Adam Rodness
— Officer Carrington Jr.
Ivy Châtelain
— Tara
Stuart Stone
— Elf
Jann Arden
— Blanche
Heather Gaskin
— Doll Lady