George Carlin
— Mr. Conductor
Didi Conn
— Stacy Jones
Tom Jackson
— Billy Twofeathers
Erica Luttrell
— Kara Cupper
Ari Magder
— Dan Jones
Danielle Marcot
— Becky
Brian O'Connor
— Schemer
Jack Klugman
— Max Okowsky
Jonathan Freeman
— Tito Swing (Voice)
Olga Felgemacher
— Didi the Drummer (Voice)
Craig Marin
— Rex (Voice)
Alan Semok
— Tex (Voice)
Jerome Dempsey
— The Mayor
Barbara Hamilton
— Ginny
Bucky Hill
— Kit Twofeathers
Mart Hulswit
— J.B. King
Bobo Lewis
— Midge Smoot
Jefferson Mappin
— Sledgebolt
Phillip Nicoll
— Sluggo
Aurelio Padrón
— Felix Perez
Jonathan Shapiro
— Schemee