Kjeld Clarke
— Larry
Alexei Sayle
— Uncle Henry
Craig Charles
— Narrator
Bruce Webb
— Henry's Victim
Sarah Jackson
— Witness
Lesley Leask
— Screaming Woman
Bethan Thomas
— 1st Bag Snatch Victim
Roger Steel
— Taxi Driver
Jimmy Hynd
— Chancer/McGaw Triplet
Martin Gooch
— Puncher
Viv Wickham
— Passer By
Lorena Randi
— Passer By
Maitland Chandler
— The Judge
Derek Ellwood
— The Daddy
Martin Smith
— The Daddy's Helper
Dominic Nicholls
— Footballing Convict
Tony Collins
— Footballing Convict
Steve Pagel
— The Chef
Tom Heaney
— Kitchen Porter
Colm McManus
— Kitchen P
Tony Tackaberry
— Larry's Victim
Sarah Townrow
— Larry's Victim
Dom Shanks
— Larry's Victim
Katy Lyall
— Larry's Victim
Rene Montenyor
— Moraig Wong
Tony Tang
— Jocko Wong
Paul Rattee
— Jocko's Hood
George Slattery
— Jocko's Hood
Al Hutson
— Jocko's Hood
Rosie Fellner
— Jocko's Girl