Ryan O'Neal
— Jeremy Proctor
Jeffrey Tambor
— Governor Massengill
Danielle Harris
— Abby Proctor
Adam West
— George Washington
Lesley-Anne Down
— Annabelle Proctor
Gregory Sporleder
— Bert
Sarah Koskoff
— Maude Proctor
Judith Jones
— Eliza Proctor
Jeremy Davies
— Scruffy Kid
Robert Phalen
— Man
Abdul Salaam El Razzac
— Joseph