Chris Wedes
— Julius Pierpont (J.P.) Patches
Bob Newman
— Gertrude / Boris S. Wort / Ketchican The Animal Man / Swami of Pastrami / Ggoorrsstt The Friendly Frpl / Miss Smith / Leroy Frump / Dingbatman / Santa Claus / Zenobia the Witch / Officer Paddy Wagon / Charlie Can Do / Mr. X. R. Cise
Craig Shreeve
— Grandpa Patches
Joe Towey
— Sam Gefeltafish
Bill Gerald
— Professor Wienner Von Brrrrrown
Jack Armstrong
— Jack The Animal Man
Don Einarsen
— Sheriff Shot Badley