Tim Allen
— Tommy
Sigourney Weaver
— Viki
Ray Liotta
— Gray
J.K. Simmons
— Ed
Julie Bowen
— Christy
Kelsey Grammer
— Frank
Jeanne Tripplehorn
— Angela
Helen Slayton-Hughes
— Grandma
Kenton Duty
— Ethan Papadopolous
Daniel Booko
— Cooper Luboja
Karle Warren
— Alex Luboja
Robert Baker
— Lance
Casey Sander
— Prison Guard
Jon Gries
— Edgar
Malcolm Goodwin
— Rick
John Hayden
— Judge Pierce
Meeghan Holaway
— Tina
Jean St. James
— Mrs. Pierce
Rocky La Porte
— Rocky
Mariano Mendoza
— Prisoner #1
Scarlett Chorvat
— Cindy
Hector Atreyu Ruiz
— Prisoner #2
Annie McKnight
— Drive-Thru Pirate
Evelyn Iocolano
— Denise/Hygienist
Rosa Nellie Ruiz
— Maid
Paul Tranghese
— Holding Cell Cop
Maggie Palomo
— Counter Person
Tahmus Rounds
— Pee Cup Guy
Jeff Kueppers
— Steve/Walking Man
Darla Delgado
— Gray's Girlfriend