Bob Geldof
— Bob
David Bamber
— Bob Geldof Lookalike
Brian Conley
— The Compere
Claire Rushbrook
— Barmaid/Patsy Cline Lookalike
Maxine Peake
— Marilyn Monroe Lookalike/Compere's Assistant
Trevor Cooper
— Pope John Paul II Lookalike/Cabbie
Struan Rodger
— Local
Gareth Corke
— Beggar
Anne Beach
— Registration Lady
Steve Elson
— Mick Jagger Lookalike
Peter Dunwell
— Limo Driver
Ray Johnson
— Elton John Lookalike